I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

She’s descended from a long line her mother listened to.

You don’t have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly...